Girl Two: The Tough Girl (A.K.A.: The Heartless Bitch)

The tough girl is the type of girl who appears to be very confident, even sometimes bitchy.  This is the type of girl who will try to beat you in everything.  If you make a joke about her, she will either try to directly insult you or may even hit you.  In reality, the tough girl is extremely weak emotionally and feels the need to protect herself with words.  Tough girls are not very difficult to get.

The Play:

You must beat the tough girl at her own game to win her over.  If she insults you, you must insult her worse. HITTING IS GOOD!  If the tough girl is hitting you in the arm, stomach, whatever (excluding your boom stick), she is touching you.  Most guys run or are scared of the tough girl; you make yourself different by fighting back. Tough girls want a tough guy. They want a man to beat them in their own game.  My suggestion: Pick her up over your shoulder and spin. It is kind of childish, but it seems to work wonders.  One way to really know if you are winning is if you are able to make the tough girl cry with one of you insults.  At that point, you have won.  This is when Mr. Sensitive kicks in.  You apologize and find out what hurt the tough girl so bad.  She may play a little hard to get when you try to get close, but pretend to be really concerned.  If the tough girl talks to you and confides in you, the tough girl is yours.  As with the average girl, you have combined and shown the first emotions of three days in one kill.  Hang out with the tough girl the rest of the evening. Continue joking with the tough girl, just not about whatever made her cry.  By the end of the night, she might even ask you for your digits. If not, feel free to ask.

Alternate Play:

Get her drunk and take advantage of her in her weakened state.  It is amazing how friendly a girl can become with a sick pack in her stomach and a dick in her ass.

Time and Warnings:

Take as long as you need to break the tough girl in.  Be careful that the tough girl does not have tough guy friends.  There is no point in getting your ass kicked over a girl that isn't even yours yet.  Lastly, some girls become real ugly when they cry.  If you can stand to look at the tough girl's face while she is crying, keep the tough girl.  If not, apologize and get out while you still can.  You could come out of this play as an asshole; but, if you get the tough girl, isn't it worth it?!