| Episode 1: | If you are running late for an appointment with someone else and want to avoid getting in trouble, you need only act like Marissa. First, pretend you are really upset about something. When asked "What is wrong?", grab any near by furniture and start tossing them everywhere (scream incessantly while doing so). People will now think you are just deranged and will forget all about the fact that you were late for something. |
| Episode 2: | Hot dog stands are slippery! |
| Episode 3: | Yes! Listening to Journey still makes you cool! I knew it! |
| Episode 4: | Girls find a guy who talks obsessively about their ex a huge turn on. Not only will the girl make out with you, but she'll even buy you ice cream. This method only does not work if you are trying to pick up your step-aunt. |
| Episode 5: | Okay, this chick with the 80s punk style hair-do is more insane than Marissa. Not only that, but I think if Seth stabs her, she will have sex with him. |
| Episode 6: | Chrismukah...where do I begin? Well I took a look online to see what one of those "yama clauses" would cost as well as some other goodies and lets just say, you too can be a part of Chrismukah by selling your first born or cutting off your left nut. In other news, how is it possible that they set up a light display in a matter of 20 minutes that would put the Griswolds to shame. |
So now that we are a little over a quarter through the season, here are my predictions for the remainder:
a. Ryan has been living in the OC for so long that he has begun to get perma-sand-o-vagina and will ultimately have to punch himself in the face...or...Seth will snap and punch him.
b. Seth is going to make a shiv and stab the 80s punk chick to seal the deal. Two episodes later Seth finds out she is his aunt.
c. Summer and Marissa go lesbo and take a shower together. YES!
....and more on "the OC" season 2 coming...
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