The "Singler"
So you might be thinking, "What the hell is a 'Singler'?" Well let me explain. I have seen this girl so many times and she really pisses me off. I understand that this girl is really just trying to get a guy, but she does it at the expense of others. A "Singler" is a bait and switch kind of girl...the kind of girl that every guy wants to punch in the face. The Singler is also the friend who is always looking to have "girl's night out" or giving a girlfriend reasons to break up with her significant other, so that they can both be single, but let me explain further by example.
YAY! IT'S STORY TIME!
Example 1: So you are at a club and you are dancing with your girlfriend, and for most guys it takes quite a bit of convincing to get the guy to dance to shitty 70's/80's disco crap music, but regardless you want to make your girl happy so you get onto the dance floor. 30 seconds after dancing with your girl, the Singler comes over and pulls your girl away to dance with her and leaves you standing awkwardly by yourself on the dance floor (a dance floor that you didn't want to even be on!).
Example 2: You and your buddy are dancing with a girl on the dance floor and the girl is really into it. The girl has told you her name or even potentially pulled you into to dance with her. Suddenly and without warning...HERE COMES THE SINGLER!!!...the Singler comes over and rather than joining the 3 of you to make a 2-2 match, she grabs the girl to dance with her. The only exception to this example is if the girl (not the Singler) is extremely drunk. There is also no way two guys are going to dance together (unless they are gay), but this is part of the Singler's play.
Example 3: You are at a bar and start a random conversation with a girl. You and the girl are hitting it off big time and suddenly some Singler comes over and says something to totally kill the situation. She'll talk about some other guy involved with the girl or say she needs her to help her out for a minute in the bathroom or something along those lines. The Singler has predetermined that her friend needs to be saved from the guy because she assumes she can't walk away on her own or that the guy does not have a friend for her. The Singler will do anything to keep her friend from meeting a guy unless she can also benefit.
WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED?
When the Singler pulls the girl away on the dance floor she is hoping that another guy will come in so that the 2-2 situation will happen, but you have to come to her, she will not come to you...WRONG!
The Singler is a girl who has trouble getting a guy on her own. She is either too fat, too ugly, or just plain old fucking cuckoo. By using a good looking friend with a boyfriend or not, the Singler believes she can use her to pull in someone good and then when the guy finds out the attractive girl is unavailable, maybe he will take an interest in her instead...WRONG!
THE SINGLER WONDERS, "WHY DIDN'T IT WORK?"
The Singler made one big mistake, she made herself come off as a royal bitch. She has managed to piss off a guy or two and then thinks they are going to come over again? I don't think so. Guys read this situation as the girls are either unavailable or just not looking to meet anyone that night. And the Singler fails to realize that other guys who view the situation immediately lose interest and won't even try to talk to the attractive friend or herself. Soon the attractive friend begins to wonder why she isn't having luck meeting any guys.
The Singler is also an instigator and likes to create problems for people already dating. When someone does nothing but bash a relationship by saying "You can do better" or "You were so much more fun before", you are dealing with a full blown Singler. Sometimes the Singler even creates situations that don't exist by saying things like "I bet this would really piss (boyfriend) off".
THE SOLUTION
Option 1: Guys you must avoid the Singler at all costs. One way for the Singler to learn, as well as her friends, is to just avoid them OR go for the gutsy method (see option 2). Tell the attractive girl that her friend is a Singler. Try to get the attractive girl's number and info before the Singler has a chance to ruin it. If you are in a relationship and know your girl has a Singler friend, let her know that you don't like the friend and why. Once you open your girl's eyes up to the situation, they too will realize what is happening. I guarantee that if you and your girl go to a club with this girl, example 1 or 2 will happen, and you can point it out to your girl right then and there. Your girl will definitely begin to think twice about hanging out with this girl in the future. It's not that you are trying to ruin a friendship, but that girls know what kind of friends they have and how it effects them.
Option 2: If you see a Singler, call her out on it. Let her know her evil plot will not work. Let her know that while she is going to bed alone tonight, there are other girls in the bar that are at least willing to even make a friend. Tell her to have fun spending the next 50 years of her life with a crusty crotch and 30 cats. And finish it up by giving her a punch to the left tit on your way out the door (don't punch the right tit cause that's my favorite).
FOR THE LADIES
Well girls, I would be lying if I didn't admit that the Singler can also be a guy. Us guys do have Singler friends, but most of us could give a rat's ass what they say. Most guys are thinking with their dick, so anything a buddy says about you is usually taken with a grain of salt. As long as we are getting some sweet lovin from you, we'll be ignoring our Singler friend and will probably avoid him.