Girl Three: The "I Gotta Man"

The "I gotta man" is the girl who already has a boyfriend, but you just have to have her.  The object is to get the girl to look at you as being dateable, even if she has a boyfriend.

The Play:

Most men think that the way to make a girl leave her boyfriend and go for you is to make fun of her boyfriend - WRONG!  This method will always fail because she will feel the need to defend her boyfriend and see how good he really is - boohoo!  If you want this girl, you have to show her that you are better than her boyfriend.  You need to show her that he is not good enough by making yourself look better.  The best way to begin to make yourself look better is to find out as much about this guy as possible, then you know where to strike.  Find out what she likes about this boyfriend and what she doesn't.  You have to be her friend before you can get her "friend".  Find out what the girl likes about guys and become that guy.  Her boyfriend will have faults, but it is not your job to point them out, the girl already knows them.  Avoid making the same mistakes that the girl's boyfriend makes.  If the girl is hanging out with you a lot, it means that she enjoys your company, which is a good place to start.  Take her out on friendly dates like going to a movie together (let her choose the movie), go play mini-golf, etc., whatever she would like to do.  This friendly date will make her wonder if she wonder if she would like to go on a real date with you.  You will know that the girl is thinking about the real date if you have that somewhat awkward moment at the end of the friend date in which you might kiss were it a real date.  You need to show her a great time as a friend before you can get her as a girlfriend.  Before you know it, the girl will be trashing her loser boyfriend and picking you up.  It may take her a few drinks to get up the nerve, but she will.

An added trick is to get one of the girl's friends interested in dating you.  The girl you want will look at you in the dateable light, rather than the friend light.  The girl will look at the things that make you dateable.  Then with a couple of drinks, she will be yours.

Alternate Play:

     Kill boyfriend and go for the pity fuck.

Time and Warnings:

Avoid trying to pick up girls that have boyfriends who could beat the living shit out of you.  If she has been hanging out with you, chances are that already knows your name and where you live.  Never! Never! Never meet the boyfriend!  Avoid all contact with him if you want to get the girl.  If the girl sees the two of you together, she will compare you two right then and there.  The boyfriend will also feel the need to show you that the girl is his...and he will do it as much as possible to see if you get jealous. The boyfriend might-as-well piss on the girls foot to mark his territory.  Plus, why would you want a girl with piss on her foot anyway.  If he knows what you look like, he can find you when you steal his girl.  Also avoid trying to pick up the girl who is "in love".  If the girl really is "in love", you are just wasting your time.

Give yourself a month to try and get the "I gotta man".  If you have gotten nowhere in a month you are a friend and she chose her guy over you.  Therefore, you must suck!  Go for one of her friends, make her jealous, and see if that works as a last alternative.  If that fails, you really suck!