Girl Four:  The Girl Next Door (Heah, it rhymes!)

If you do not know whom the girl next door is, what the hell were you fantasizing about during puberty?  The girl next door is the girl you always wanted to bang, but thought that because you grew up together and are or were friends that there is no way it can happen.  Well, we'll see about that.

The Play:

Part One:

     The girl next door knows all your little childhood secrets, especially the embarrassing ones.  You also have secrets about her childhood, which will come in handy.  Chances are that she still thinks of you as that little boy from years ago, so you must make her see the man that you are now.  In many ways you must attempt to do the same thing you did with the "I gotta man": you must make her think about you as being dateable.  You must impress her.  Do things that no child would do.  Make plans with her as a friend hang out with her for about two weeks, perhaps every second or third day, and then stop.  The girl will wonder what happened.  Tell her you are going out with guys.  Tell her you are real busy.  Whatever! The girl will think something is up, and that is when you go back to her.  The girl will realize how much she enjoys being with you. You now have a spark!

Part Two:

Part two of the play is to ask the girl if she has any friends that you might be interested in dating.  This will get the girl to begin thinking about you as being dateable, even if it for one of her friends.  Chances are that the girl will say, "Well, I have one that might be all right."  Grab yourself a guy friend to go out two and plan on a time for the four of you to hang out or go on a date.  Let your friend know the plan ahead of time because he will be the key to pulling off the good ole' switcheroo. And make sure your guy friend is the type of guy who can impress a girl.  While on the date, your friend will be taking care of the girl's friend, leaving you two to chat in a datelike atmosphere.  The great thing about the switcheroo is that you are now on a date with the girl you originally wanted to be with.

     On the date throw out all your date like charm and make it a date.  Granted the girl next door did not plan on having a date with you, but now she is.  The girl now sees you as not only being dateable, but also see how you are on a date with her.  If things go well, the girl is yours by the end of the night.  Hanging out after the date will seem awkward for her, so you can then suggest trying to go on a real date, just you and her, and see how things go.  If she had fun with you the first time, the girl should certainly say, "yes".

Alternate Play:

Get her drunk, be flirtatious, and see what cums of it.

Time and Warnings:

     Give this one about three to four weeks to complete.  Most importantly is that if you let her now you are interested and she is not at all, you can fuck up the friendship and never even have a chance.