 |
Sauron is to the Emperor. Both cloaked and black and able to kick a whole lotta ass. |
 |
Lord of the Rings is to Star Wars as...
Both sets of movies are followed by low life cult bitches who can't get laid for even the price of a movie ticket. There are a lot of Star Wars fans fighting against LOTR fans saying one is better than other...and vice versa. None of these witless morons seem to notice that they are watching the same fucking movie. Thanks to my buddies Jim and Eric, we have determined the direct connections between the characters within both movies. Here is some of the shit we found.
|
Sauron is to the Emperor. Both cloaked and black and able to kick a whole lotta ass. |
|
|
|
Wormtounge is to Darth Mahl. Both a couple of pussy ass bitches who get it in the end. |
|
|
|
Eowyn is to Amadala. Both pretty hot, but honestly Amadala is 20 times more fuckable. |
|
|
|
Arwen is to Princess Leah. Yeah bitches! |
|
|
|
Aragorn is to Han Solo. Han would hand Aragorn's bitch ass to him on carbonite. |
|
|
|
Gandalf is to Yoda. Both older than dirt and kick ass with the magic. |
|
|
|
Gimli is to Wicket. Both ugly ass bitches. Ewoks and dwarves fucking rock! |
|
|
|
Legolas is to Chewy. Both sadly the bitches to their masters. Long hair fags. |
|
|
|
Samwise is to Obi Wan. Two suckered into babysitting a couple of pussies. |
|
|
|
Saruman is to Dooku. Now you're not even trying. Same fucking actor! |
|
|
|
Frodo is to Anakin. PUSSIES! How bout a new camera angle? |
|
|
|
Galadriel is to Windu. Don't fuck with these forces. |
|
|
|
Orcs are to Clones. Both will fuck you up! |
|
|
|
Smeagol is to Jar Jar. Both fucking weird, annoying, and almost funny. |
|
|
|
Pip & Merry is to C3PO & R2D2. Comic relief that refuses to die. |
|
|
|
Treebeard is to Rock Biter. Rock Biter is the fucking best character in Star Wars. You know if ET and Willow are in the Senate, Rock Biter is in that mutha fucker too. |
|
